Funny Dating Quotes

(Online Dating News Blog) It’s always great to share a laugh when it comes to online dating, so the Online Dating News Blog has put together some funny dating quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face:

“A man who is separated from his wife, but not quite divorced yet, is suing for refusing to help him find a date… Ah, Man, it’s sad to see what’s happened to Nick Lachey, isn’t it?” ~ Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.

“Computer dating is fine… if you’re a computer.” ~ Rita Mae Brown

“According to the Wall Street Journal, in the month of December, 4.3 million people went on a date through… 4.1 million of them are still missing.” ~ Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.

“I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…'” ~ Comedian Mike Binder

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.” ~ Natalie Wood

“Marriage is a fine institution – but I’m not ready for an institution.” ~ Mae West

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  1. I love these funny quotes. There are some truth in it. lol

  2. I liked this one : Computer dating is fine… if you are a computer…

    LOL 🙂

  3. Are these RSS feeds meant to be used on my website. I am looking for some interesting content for a new dating site I am starting in a few weeks. I need some content for my home page……jokes…


  4. Dean – yes, you can use the RSS Feed on your Website. However, you can’t repost (i.e. copy from this site and publish on yours) any of the content. If you are looking for some free online dating content, check out the Online Dating Content Website.



  5. Thanks for sharing the funny quotes on Online Dating. I really liked the one on “Wall Street Journal report about” and the other by Comedian “Mike Binder”.

  6. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it after watching the Sheila Summer of Love video clip.

  7. thanks for this lovely quotes . I really enjoy it reading .. the last one – “Marriage is a fine institution – but I’m not ready for an institution.” is killing me :)))

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