Roses for my Online Date

(Online Dating News Blog) Ann and Jeff met on an online dating service and after a few dates together it looked like true love could be in the making. Only three weeks after first meeting in person, Ann’s 24th birthday arrived and Jeff (28 years old) wanted to do something that would impress her and deepen their growing relationship.

So the day before Ann’s birthday, Jeff went to the store and purchased a birthday card. He wrote in it, “Dear Ann, Happy birthday! I have included for you one red rose for every year of your life.”

Jeff sealed the card then went to the florist. He ordered two dozen red roses (24 total) to be delivered to his date’s work the next day. He also gave the florist the card and asked that it be included. Jeff then generously tipped the florist $20 for her help.

The next day as the florist was putting together the two dozen roses, she remembered the $20 tip and as a nice gesture decided to include an extra dozen roses. She then included the card and delivered it as scheduled.

After months of not knowing why Ann never returned his phone calls or emails, Jeff has finally returned to the online dating world.

Funny Dating Quotes

(Online Dating News Blog) It’s always great to share a laugh when it comes to online dating, so the Online Dating News Blog has put together some funny dating quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face:

“A man who is separated from his wife, but not quite divorced yet, is suing for refusing to help him find a date… Ah, Man, it’s sad to see what’s happened to Nick Lachey, isn’t it?” ~ Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.

“Computer dating is fine… if you’re a computer.” ~ Rita Mae Brown

“According to the Wall Street Journal, in the month of December, 4.3 million people went on a date through… 4.1 million of them are still missing.” ~ Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.

“I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…'” ~ Comedian Mike Binder

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.” ~ Natalie Wood

“Marriage is a fine institution – but I’m not ready for an institution.” ~ Mae West